Oh, sure I look like Mr. Happy 'n' Relaxed now .....
But earlier today I went to mine box to take care of bid'ness. You know what I'm talking about. I seemed to have a little digestive issue and I made a bit of a mess. While that alone is a bit embarrassing, its not really a big deal, right Skeezix? Baby Mao?
Well, I gotted some on mine tail, and when mine mombean smelled it, she shrieked! She grabbed me and hauled me to the kitchen sink, plopped me in and turned on the water! I gots mine tail and spot 13 washed but good!! It will take me hours to get mine furs all back to normal.
This is not the way a mancat should be treated. I mean unceremoniously dumped into the sink and washed, with water! Humpfffff!! I am Indignant! This is no way for a mancat of mine stature to be treated.
Anyone have any ideas on how I can get mine revenge?
All this week mine mombean has been rushing through dinner and then dashing out the door to be gone for about an hour. Then when she comes home with odd smells on her. Where has she been going? She has been seeing other kitties! Their beans are on vacation, and she has been going to feed and check on them. This is Bucky. He's a handsome buff - light ginger mancat. Mine mombean sez that he is really sweet and always meets her at the door with a meow and begs for lovin'. Yes, he's a real love sponge. He likes to give her little sandpaper kisses and even little love bites. Not the kind of bites that hurt, he's much too much of a gentlemancat for that, and little soft paw whaps (claws carefully sheathed) too. Mine mombean gives him lots of pets and brushes him too, he likes that. He also follows her around when she is getting his chow and fresh water. She even scoops the litter!
This is Suzy-Q. She's a little shy at first, but she really likes mine mombean now. She likes to be rubbed on and brushed. She even gave mine mombean some sandpaper kisses too! I think she's a real looker, she has such sweet eyes, and beautiful cow-cat black spots. First Halloween and now Suzy-Q, California Girls kitties are da bomb! Am I right guys?
They are more interested in getting loves then the chow she gives them (the bowls are all empty when she goes to see them -- I guess they feel that they can eat any time but gotta get the lovin' while she's there), which mime mombean thinks is really sweet. So, she has been sitting with them for a while and giving them pets and stuff.
Mine mombean sez that their beans will be back from their vacation tomorrow. I guess that its OK that she has been going to see them and getting their smell all over her hands and jeans. They might be lonely with there mombean and dadbean away.
As long as mine mombean remembers who really owns her. Me!
Mine mombean went to have lunch with Halloween's Food Lady and they talked about all kinds of neat stuff. Including how to make our bloggies better. She said it was a lot of fun and really cool to meet another mombean who is just as crazy funny as she is!
She even got to meet Halloween in person. She is even prettier in person with lots of cute ginger tinged furrs. Ya know what? She sniffed mine mombean's hand! Then she ran away like any sensible kitty; and gave her a good meow to boot. Atta girl Halloween, you're mine kinda ladycat.
Look at all the goodies that Halloween sent home for me! Hey, that Party Mix is a new kinda treat for me. It smells really good. I wanna eat some!! Open Wide, here comes the good stuff.....
*Nom, nom, nom, nom*
More Please! This has all mine favorite flavors, Shrimps, Crabs, and Tunas. Its a party in mine mouth.
Thank you, Thank you Halloween and Food lady. Cat blogger's rule!
I have 2 sis-furs as my very special Not On My Species bestest friends:That's Roxy on the left and Lucky on the right. They are very adventurous girls who live in New Hampshire, that's near where mine mombean grew up in Massachusetts! Their blog is called The Devil Dog, when ya go and visit tell 'em 'Beezer sent me!', I'm sure they'll give you a warm welcome.
The girls and I are a lot alike, here are some of the things my Pug-a-lishous (Get it? Coz they's Pug doggies!) friends like just as much as I do. Roxy likes to get on the bean's eating table. So do I! She can't get down and needs to wait for somebean to lift her off. I can jump up and down when ever I want. If I ever go to New Hampshire I'm gonna teach her how to jump down.
She also likes to sleep with her boybean, PlusOne. I love to nap with mine mombean. We even have a nap blankie that looks just like this one!
Lucky likes to nap in the nap blankie too. Roxy sez that she is very blond, (I think that means she a little ditzy). She likes to sleep with PlusOne every night. I sleep with mine mombean every night too. I think she really loves her boybean a lot, and that makes her very special, no matter how ditzy she may act sometimes.
I hope you enjoyed meeting my NOMS friends. I think they are really great, even if they aren't kitties.