Sunday, September 23, 2007

In the dog-house


This morning mine mombean left her coffee cup, with a little coffee still in it, on the table when she went to take her shower. She usually puts it up on the bookshelf. Where I can't get at it.

Well, as any self respecting kitty will tell you, we just *have* to know everything, and if we don't know what something is we *have* to go 'vestigating. I just wanted to know what was in there. So I knocked it over to get a good sniff, and it fell to the floor.

I guess she heard the sound and she yelled "Beezer!!". She jumped out of the shower, with some gunk in her hair, and all drippy and came running.
She saw the spilled coffee and said, in her very angry voice "What did you do? WHAT! Did you do??" Like she couldn't just see. She hadda get a sponge and wipe up most of it right then. Then she went and finished her shower. After she got out for the second and final time she got the sponge and wiped everything again.

She then told me I'm in the dog-house. I'm not sure what that means. I wonder if my friend Roxy 'The Devil Dog' knows what that means. She says I should hang my head in shame. So, that's what I'm doin'.

She says that I know better.
But, its not like I haven't done the same thing lots of times before.
Pppppffffttttt!
It wasn't really my fault, was it?

23 comments:

Mickey said...

Nope!
A cats gotta do what a cats gotta do!Something about curiuos cats and all that. It's your Mom's fault.She didn't put the cup away!
I don't like the sound of Dog House.what if there are dogs there?

Astrid, Kashim & Othello said...

(((Beezer)))
Nope it was not YOUR fault at all.
We just have to snoopervize and 'vestigate effurryfing! She should haf known that she has no right to be mad at you....

*psst* but maybe if you go and snuggle lots wif her she'll just furget 'but the ... erm ... incident... errr accident...

puurrrsss Kashim & Othello

Peach Man said...

It's not your fault that your Mom's careless. Remind her again that she was the one who was careless and not you. Leaving the coffee cup on the table? What did she really expect would happen? Sheesh!

The Devil Dog said...

Of course it wasn't your fault. You are a cat. You are curious. That's what cats, and some cute pugs, are. Your momma should have known better. Maybe if she hadn't jumped out of the shower, you would have licked it all up for her, so therefore, it is HER fault.
Perfect logic, don't you think?
As for the doghouse, it means you are stuck outside, in the rain, wind, cold or whatever, in a flimsy wooden shack without the things you love.

Roxy
Not a good place to be, trust me. Almost as bad as being on the kitchen table for five hours.

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Nope. You obviously did not mean to knock it over. Not your fault. Fall over of it's own accord. They can't blame you for this.

Daisy said...

Beezer, I do not think it was your fault either. If you hang your head in shame for about 30 seconds, you should be OK.

DK & The Fluffies said...

Totally her fault for leaving that cup there!

Henry Helton said...

I have a feeling that Roxy knows what the dog house means. I've done it before, don't worry, beans get over it.

Parker said...

Awwwwww, you had to do what a cat has to do. It was not your fault!
Smooches!

Derby said...

Not your fault that your mum left the coffe cup where she should not have left it. You were just 'asporing to see what was there. Purrs buddy Beezer.

Kimo & Sabi said...

SHE should know better to put her cup up on da shelf! You have nuffin' to be ashamed about - pffft!

Um...dog house? Do you gots a dog?

Samantha & Tigger said...

You look very contrite and sad. Did it help you stay out of trouble!! Coffee cups are very fun to play with!
Your FL furiends,

Christine and FAZ said...

Oh No! Not the dog house! FAZ

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Of course it isn't your fault Beezer! Any kitty in your position would have done the exact same thing, your Mum should have put it on the bookcase!

I did the same thing last week. My Mum's glass of water was sitting there, I couldn't get my head in the glass to drink the water so I pushed it over and drank off of the table. It really was my Mum's fault, she should have used a glass that I can get my head in - very simple!

The Furry Kids said...

It's not your fault. Coffee smells pretty good. Did you get to have a taste?

Earl Grey

ASTOR CATS said...

Hey some accidents happen and then some are created. This looks to be a created accident - begun by the cup being left where you could reach it. It should only be a short sentence in the dog house if any at all.

Midnite & Stray Kitty

The Meezers said...

it's not your fault. was the coffee good? mommy gotted a coffee called Maple Bacon coffee from some place called Boca Java. It smells like BACON and I WANT SOME. she says that it's kind of like breakfast in a mug. - Miles

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

She left the cup there. It is totally her fault! Where does she get off yelling at your cute little self like that?

Karen Jo said...

You look very contrite, Beezer. Your Mom shouldn't have left the cup where you could get to it, especially since you have done this a squillion times before.

The Crew said...

Beezie, I can say with 100% certainty, this incident was NOT your fault and you have nothing to feel guilty about. Simply ignore any accusations.

In my house, Mom has learned her lesson the hard way never to leave any liquid in a glass or cup, so lift up your head with pride and join the ranks of we who tip cups regularly!

Team Tabby said...

That's a good "hang your head in shame" look. Now don't let this little incident stop you from future 'vestigating, it's not your fault at all.

Moe & Mindy

Eric and Flynn said...

It wuzn't yer fault at all. If anyone has to go in the Doghouse it should be yer mum furrl eaving the coffee there.

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Aw, Beezie......here is a big kitty kiss right in the middle of your sweet orang forehead. And I think you are the bestest snoop efur and you did what I would have done, given my Momma would leave something like that around for me.

*smooch!!*

Your
Precious Flower