This morning mine mombean left her coffee cup, with a little coffee still in it, on the table when she went to take her shower. She usually puts it up on the bookshelf. Where I can't get at it.
Well, as any self respecting kitty will tell you, we just *have* to know everything, and if we don't know what something is we *have* to go 'vestigating. I just wanted to know what was in there. So I knocked it over to get a good sniff, and it fell to the floor.
I guess she heard the sound and she yelled "Beezer!!". She jumped out of the shower, with some gunk in her hair, and all drippy and came running.
She saw the spilled coffee and said, in her very angry voice "What did you do? WHAT! Did you do??" Like she couldn't just see. She hadda get a sponge and wipe up most of it right then. Then she went and finished her shower. After she got out for the second and final time she got the sponge and wiped everything again.
She then told me I'm in the dog-house. I'm not sure what that means. I wonder if my friend Roxy 'The Devil Dog' knows what that means. She says I should hang my head in shame. So, that's what I'm doin'.
She says that I know better.
But, its not like I haven't done the same thing lots of times before.
Pppppffffttttt!
It wasn't really my fault, was it?
21 comments:
Nope!
A cats gotta do what a cats gotta do!Something about curiuos cats and all that. It's your Mom's fault.She didn't put the cup away!
I don't like the sound of Dog House.what if there are dogs there?
It's not your fault that your Mom's careless. Remind her again that she was the one who was careless and not you. Leaving the coffee cup on the table? What did she really expect would happen? Sheesh!
Of course it wasn't your fault. You are a cat. You are curious. That's what cats, and some cute pugs, are. Your momma should have known better. Maybe if she hadn't jumped out of the shower, you would have licked it all up for her, so therefore, it is HER fault.
Perfect logic, don't you think?
As for the doghouse, it means you are stuck outside, in the rain, wind, cold or whatever, in a flimsy wooden shack without the things you love.
Roxy
Not a good place to be, trust me. Almost as bad as being on the kitchen table for five hours.
Nope. You obviously did not mean to knock it over. Not your fault. Fall over of it's own accord. They can't blame you for this.
Beezer, I do not think it was your fault either. If you hang your head in shame for about 30 seconds, you should be OK.
Totally her fault for leaving that cup there!
I have a feeling that Roxy knows what the dog house means. I've done it before, don't worry, beans get over it.
Awwwwww, you had to do what a cat has to do. It was not your fault!
Smooches!
Not your fault that your mum left the coffe cup where she should not have left it. You were just 'asporing to see what was there. Purrs buddy Beezer.
You look very contrite and sad. Did it help you stay out of trouble!! Coffee cups are very fun to play with!
Your FL furiends,
Oh No! Not the dog house! FAZ
Of course it isn't your fault Beezer! Any kitty in your position would have done the exact same thing, your Mum should have put it on the bookcase!
I did the same thing last week. My Mum's glass of water was sitting there, I couldn't get my head in the glass to drink the water so I pushed it over and drank off of the table. It really was my Mum's fault, she should have used a glass that I can get my head in - very simple!
It's not your fault. Coffee smells pretty good. Did you get to have a taste?
Earl Grey
Hey some accidents happen and then some are created. This looks to be a created accident - begun by the cup being left where you could reach it. It should only be a short sentence in the dog house if any at all.
Midnite & Stray Kitty
it's not your fault. was the coffee good? mommy gotted a coffee called Maple Bacon coffee from some place called Boca Java. It smells like BACON and I WANT SOME. she says that it's kind of like breakfast in a mug. - Miles
She left the cup there. It is totally her fault! Where does she get off yelling at your cute little self like that?
You look very contrite, Beezer. Your Mom shouldn't have left the cup where you could get to it, especially since you have done this a squillion times before.
Beezie, I can say with 100% certainty, this incident was NOT your fault and you have nothing to feel guilty about. Simply ignore any accusations.
In my house, Mom has learned her lesson the hard way never to leave any liquid in a glass or cup, so lift up your head with pride and join the ranks of we who tip cups regularly!
That's a good "hang your head in shame" look. Now don't let this little incident stop you from future 'vestigating, it's not your fault at all.
Moe & Mindy
It wuzn't yer fault at all. If anyone has to go in the Doghouse it should be yer mum furrl eaving the coffee there.
Aw, Beezie......here is a big kitty kiss right in the middle of your sweet orang forehead. And I think you are the bestest snoop efur and you did what I would have done, given my Momma would leave something like that around for me.
*smooch!!*
Your
Precious Flower
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