Arrrrgggg, me fellow hearties!
Tis a fine day for a cruise and I gots mine jolly roger flag:
I's all set to sail and shiver me timbers, 'tis a fair blow comin' up. Set me course for adventure and lots of booty. I hopes to find a fair lass to join me. Any scally-wag who gets in mine way will feel the sharpness of mine claws!
Oh no's! The Black Furrball's mombean has lost her beloved Merlyn. Please go and give her lots a good purrs to help her feel better.
11 minutes ago