This is my placemat where I have my meals. Take a close look at the little dish. That is where my food is supposed to go. Look close ... closer ...
Not a single crunchy kibble.
Not a morsel of stinky goodness.
Zip. Zilch. Nadda. Null Set. None. Bupkiss.
I've been so hungry I've been eating grass.
I'm so hungry I feel faint. I have no energy to even visit my friends on the web or work on my blog. I may just die of hunger!
Someone call the ASPCA, PETA, or FOS or The Cat Blogosphere.
Beezer! What are you talking about? You've just been cut back a little. You need to slim down, its not healthy to be over weight, you are a senior cat now.
But I'm HUNGRY!!
Beezer, its for your own good.
I don't even remember when I last had a Temptation.
Well, if you are a good boy you may have 2 treats tonight. But no more! Just 2!
If you don't hear from me ever again, well, you'll know what has happened.
I hope I live through this. Really, I've just cut him back a little.
Don't Tell Mom
2 hours ago