This is my placemat where I have my meals. Take a close look at the little dish. That is where my food is supposed to go. Look close ... closer ...Its empty!
Not a single crunchy kibble.
Not a morsel of stinky goodness.
Zip. Zilch. Nadda. Null Set. None. Bupkiss.
I've been so hungry I've been eating grass.
I'm so hungry I feel faint. I have no energy to even visit my friends on the web or work on my blog. I may just die of hunger!Someone call the ASPCA, PETA, or FOS or The Cat Blogosphere.
Beezer! What are you talking about? You've just been cut back a little. You need to slim down, its not healthy to be over weight, you are a senior cat now.
But I'm HUNGRY!!
Beezer, its for your own good.
I don't even remember when I last had a Temptation.
Well, if you are a good boy you may have 2 treats tonight. But no more! Just 2!
*Sigh*
If you don't hear from me ever again, well, you'll know what has happened.
*Sigh*
I hope I live through this. Really, I've just cut him back a little.
11 comments:
No kibbies! Oh My Dog! I will give you directions to my house. You can come and live here. K?
I looked at dat bowl and...holy cats, ders no food in there! Mom put me on a diet once, um, it was last year, but I always hadded food. Okay, it was "lite" food and it was alway in da bowl cuz I really din't like it. But I lost 2 pounds and made her (and da vet*shiver*) happy.
Poor, poor Beezer! Well, maybe it's good that the bowl is small so when you get foods it piles up in there and LOOKS like more food.
I think you should ask for three Temptations instead of two.
Beezer this is terrybull. Us Gorjuss Gingers are sposed to be BIG mancats. We have to hide yer post furrom our mum in case she gits any ideers in her head.
Poor Beezer, but your mom does have your best interests at heart. My vet says that a "larger" cat's heart has to work harder and that is bad. Lucky and I really like you and we want to be your friends for a loooooonnnnnngggg time, so, I am sure you can buck up and deal.
Mom thinks it's neat about your mom. What does she do for work?
Roxy
OH Beez....
We is horreefied....yikes NO food?! Cut back? ONLY 2 tempatations? OH the horror of it all!!
Purrs
Your buddy
Ping
oh. my. gosh. your bowls are EMPTY. you're going to waste away! you're going to starve! only 2 temptations. aaaaaaaauuuuugggg!
Oh Beezer, my heart bleeds for you. I have so been there, done that with the d-i-e-t thing. But listen, it might be a good idea to lose a LITTLE weight because trust me, you don't want to go down the diabetes road because all those injections really suck! Tell your mum to switch you to all wet food because dry food is well known to give cats diabetes and the "light" dry food really doesn't work as well as just having limited portions of stinky goodness. Plus, I am losing weight now but still get to eat more stinky goodness than I used to so it is all good!
Oh, Beezer! This is very terrible news. I hope you're holding up ok.
Love,
Tazo
Poor, poor Beezer! We haz big tummies too, but our person say thats ok cuz we jus kittenz. We wish we could share some of our kitten kibble wit you. Hang in there.
FEED BEEZER NOW! FEED BEEZER NOW!! FEED BEEZER NOW!!!
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