Mine mombean went shopping yesterday for some foods stuff, and when she came home she said:
"Mmmm Broccoli, Onions, Carrots, Green Beans, Eggplant, Celery, Oranges, Bananas! Boy, are we gonna be eatin' good this week."
Eating? She calls that junk food? Hummpfffff. I was really up set. No stinky goodness, no chunchie goodness, no Temptations, no Pounce, no Greenies. In short nothin' fur ME!
Then one of the shopping bags flew off the counter and drifted to the floor. Well, I am the mancat of the house, so I pounced into action to make sure that it didn't hurt any childrens coz it says on it to "Not A Toy. Keep away from Children."
Take that you bad plastic bag! Grrrr!
Hear me roar you carrier of icky things!
I'll teach you fear with my mighty ManCat Laser eyes!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
"Beezer! What are you doing?"
"I was going to use that for the garbage. And now you have made it full of holes, it won't hold a thing."
9 hours ago