Sunday, February 17, 2008

ManCat Monday

Mine mombean went shopping yesterday for some foods stuff, and when she came home she said:
"Mmmm Broccoli, Onions, Carrots, Green Beans, Eggplant, Celery, Oranges, Bananas! Boy, are we gonna be eatin' good this week."

Eating? She calls that junk food? Hummpfffff. I was really up set. No stinky goodness, no chunchie goodness, no Temptations, no Pounce, no Greenies. In short nothin' fur ME!

Then one of the shopping bags flew off the counter and drifted to the floor. Well, I am the mancat of the house, so I pounced into action to make sure that it didn't hurt any childrens coz it says on it to "Not A Toy. Keep away from Children."

Take that you bad plastic bag! Grrrr!
Hear me roar you carrier of icky things!


I'll teach you fear with my mighty ManCat Laser eyes!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!













"Beezer! What are you doing?"


Nothin's, mombean.

"I was going to use that for the garbage. And now you have made it full of holes, it won't hold a thing."

Double Hummpppffffff.

22 comments:

divakitty said...

Oh Man! We'll be right over! ~Fi and Lando

Lux said...

Haha, Beezer, you sure showed that bag! Very mancatly of you!

Halloween said...

Hi Beezer! Yes, I looked for you from the top of the hill. But mostly I heard you fighting with the Evil Plastic Bags. Good job! I'm still waiting for the bird to come down to my yard. If it does, I will send it to Sutter Street to entertain you!!!

Purrs, Halloween

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yoo sure showed dat bag! And it did say to keep away from children...wait, are there children in yoor house?

The Cat Realm said...

You sure showed that silly bag who is the master of the house!

Christine and FAZ said...

Well done Beezer, all the children of the world will be safe from that particular bag. FAZ

michico*Adan said...

Wowww....that is really really powerful laser eyes!!!!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Nice job attacking that evil bag! We only have cloth or paper bags, so we don't get to attack plastic ones.

Parker said...

Nne of that food sounded very yummy to me either! But the bag looked like a great toy!

Wrigley & Cobalt said...

Good job protecting the children from that nasty bag! You did a good job.

The Meezers said...

begetables is good! - Sammy

Daisy said...

I am glad you taught that bag a lesson. Next time it will know it must bring home tasty treats or it will be in for a chomping.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

good job protecting children from the Evil Bag! I'm no veggies fan myself, but I'm with you on the bags. I like your laser eyes tech-neek. I'll have to try that.

PS Happy belated Valentine's Day! You had a great post.

Gandalf & Grayson said...

No crunchies or temptatations? That bag deserved a good tearing up. Great job.

Tybalt said...

You certainly taught that bag to never mess with a mancat!

Sultanfus and Guy said...

That bag will never be the same again...Don't mess with a Man Cat!

Fat Eric said...

I enjoy killing the occasional plastic bag too!

I did better than you this weekend - my humans came back from the supermarket with a boot full of shopping and that included 24 cans of my favourite diabetic food! Now I have a whole cupboard full! They also stocked up on litter so I am set! My humans must have their priorities right!

Moki said...

You certainly showed that bag who's boss!

The Devil Dog said...

Good job wrestling with the bag, and great laser eyes. But did I hear the word broccoli?

Roxy

JB's Big World said...

Yes, attack the bag. I do that too. Just make sure you don't eat pieces of the plastic....I threw up once from that!
--JB

Sunny's Mommy said...

Some mom beans aren't too bright :-/ First she buys nothing for you, then she thinks you shouldn't have the bag you claimed. She should know better than that by now!

Moki said...

Hi Beezer,

Thank you for stopping by my blog and sending your well wishes. I look forward to getting to know you further in the near future.

Purrs and Headbutts,
Moki