Saturday, August 23, 2008

Indignant!

Oh, sure I look like Mr. Happy 'n' Relaxed now .....

But earlier today I went to mine box to take care of bid'ness. You know what I'm talking about. I seemed to have a little digestive issue and I made a bit of a mess. While that alone is a bit embarrassing, its not really a big deal, right Skeezix? Baby Mao?

Well, I gotted some on mine tail, and when mine mombean smelled it, she shrieked! She grabbed me and hauled me to the kitchen sink, plopped me in and turned on the water! I gots mine tail and spot 13 washed but good!! It will take me hours to get mine furs all back to normal.

This is not the way a mancat should be treated. I mean unceremoniously dumped into the sink and washed, with water! Humpfffff!! I am Indignant! This is no way for a mancat of mine stature to be treated.

Anyone have any ideas on how I can get mine revenge?

25 comments:

The Devil Dog said...

Eat the home made cinnamon bread that memere made your dad for doing work for her. That's what I would do. (You mean that's what you did ~ Lucky)
Hmpph!

Roxy

Lux said...

I think Roxy has a great idea! (You do look rather happy now.) :)

Kelly Cat said...

I'd recommend napping, Beezer. Some of my best ideas come when I'm napping, and you need to come up with a major plan to get revenge for the indignity your human subjected you to...

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

this is horrible! no Mancat deserves this treatment. i will give this revenge thing some consideration...
i got mine today for all the unflattering photos posted of me lately.

divakitty said...

Doots in the shoes dude, doots in the shoes. ~Orlando Bun

Kimo and Sabi said...

Dood! That deserves a few slippery-hair suprises in da middle of da night!

Max said...

Do what I'm gonna do tonight...lick their toothbrushes. Then tomorrow when they use them, they'll get a mouthful of kitty wonder.

Parker said...

I don't know Beezer, that's a pretty awful thing...maybe a little hairball in the shoes???

Mickey said...

Shock and horror!!!!!!!!!!!!! Water? On your furs? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Yeah,something in her shoes;)
Purrs Mickey

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Bite her toesies. Moms hate that.

The Island Cats said...

Whoa, Beezer! We can't believe that you were ambushed like that! We think you should spend the day thinking of ways to get even!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Daisy said...

Poor Beezer, this is truly an outrage! I think a small bitey is in order.

Artsy Catsy said...

I'm with you all the way, Beezer, revenge is the best medicine. Tell you what, I'll help you with your revenge if you help me get back at my beans for letting that Mr. Milky thing take over my living room. Deal?

Rocky

Katie and Da Katz said...

Ifns you loves on her... she'll feel reel guiltee.

Dat werks wif our Mawmee.

Mawmees likes dead mousies. Dat mites be good.

HotMBC said...

Big hairball and a small bitey! Sheesh. Naughty human to hijack you like that!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Hey! That is not your fault! Some times poo is a little messy. Jump on Mommie in the middle of the night!

--Sunny

Aoise said...

After careful consideration of this matter, I think dwopping a spider or some bug thing on the bed in the middel of the night might be adequate revenge.

Fat Eric said...

Oh Beezer, I feel for you! After all my upset stomach/stinky poo on the rear end issues have just led to me having THREE vet visits within a week. It's all so traumatic. Just thank your lucky stars that you are not a longhair and therefore did not get your floofy backside shaved, like moi!

Derby said...

Yes, revenge. How about leaving a poop on her pillow?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Dude, I really wish I could help yoo out wif dis revenge thing, really. I just don't get the horror, mom washes my butt every day...and I kinda like it!~Speedy

Tybalt said...

That's happened to me too, buddy . . . I pouted for all of 10 minutes before I was back purring on mommy. Did you pout?

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

OK, I got it. next time you have digestive upset, do it in a pile of clean laundry! revenge!!!

The Crew said...

This is shameful treatment, Beez. She could have tried a warm washcloth on the "offending" areas!

I recommend a few strategically placed hairballs.

George

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

harharhar!
dootz in da shoez ... poop on da pillow ...
i'm laffin an laffin!
luv--jh

Forty Paws said...

Dood. What a traumatic experience!

Luf, Us