Oh, sure I look like Mr. Happy 'n' Relaxed now .....
But earlier today I went to mine box to take care of bid'ness. You know what I'm talking about. I seemed to have a little digestive issue and I made a bit of a mess. While that alone is a bit embarrassing, its not really a big deal, right Skeezix? Baby Mao?
Well, I gotted some on mine tail, and when mine mombean smelled it, she shrieked! She grabbed me and hauled me to the kitchen sink, plopped me in and turned on the water! I gots mine tail and spot 13 washed but good!! It will take me hours to get mine furs all back to normal.
This is not the way a mancat should be treated. I mean unceremoniously dumped into the sink and washed, with water! Humpfffff!! I am Indignant! This is no way for a mancat of mine stature to be treated.
Anyone have any ideas on how I can get mine revenge?
Grease is the werd
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