Oh, sure I look like Mr. Happy 'n' Relaxed now .....But earlier today I went to mine box to take care of bid'ness. You know what I'm talking about. I seemed to have a little digestive issue and I made a bit of a mess. While that alone is a bit embarrassing, its not really a big deal, right Skeezix? Baby Mao?
Well, I gotted some on mine tail, and when mine mombean smelled it, she shrieked! She grabbed me and hauled me to the kitchen sink, plopped me in and turned on the water! I gots mine tail and spot 13 washed but good!! It will take me hours to get mine furs all back to normal.
This is not the way a mancat should be treated. I mean unceremoniously dumped into the sink and washed, with water! Humpfffff!! I am Indignant! This is no way for a mancat of mine stature to be treated.
Anyone have any ideas on how I can get mine revenge?
24 comments:
Eat the home made cinnamon bread that memere made your dad for doing work for her. That's what I would do. (You mean that's what you did ~ Lucky)
Hmpph!
Roxy
I think Roxy has a great idea! (You do look rather happy now.) :)
I'd recommend napping, Beezer. Some of my best ideas come when I'm napping, and you need to come up with a major plan to get revenge for the indignity your human subjected you to...
this is horrible! no Mancat deserves this treatment. i will give this revenge thing some consideration...
i got mine today for all the unflattering photos posted of me lately.
Doots in the shoes dude, doots in the shoes. ~Orlando Bun
Dood! That deserves a few slippery-hair suprises in da middle of da night!
Do what I'm gonna do tonight...lick their toothbrushes. Then tomorrow when they use them, they'll get a mouthful of kitty wonder.
I don't know Beezer, that's a pretty awful thing...maybe a little hairball in the shoes???
Shock and horror!!!!!!!!!!!!! Water? On your furs? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Yeah,something in her shoes;)
Purrs Mickey
Whoa, Beezer! We can't believe that you were ambushed like that! We think you should spend the day thinking of ways to get even!
Wally, Ernie & Zoey
Poor Beezer, this is truly an outrage! I think a small bitey is in order.
I'm with you all the way, Beezer, revenge is the best medicine. Tell you what, I'll help you with your revenge if you help me get back at my beans for letting that Mr. Milky thing take over my living room. Deal?
Rocky
Ifns you loves on her... she'll feel reel guiltee.
Dat werks wif our Mawmee.
Mawmees likes dead mousies. Dat mites be good.
Big hairball and a small bitey! Sheesh. Naughty human to hijack you like that!
Hey! That is not your fault! Some times poo is a little messy. Jump on Mommie in the middle of the night!
--Sunny
After careful consideration of this matter, I think dwopping a spider or some bug thing on the bed in the middel of the night might be adequate revenge.
Oh Beezer, I feel for you! After all my upset stomach/stinky poo on the rear end issues have just led to me having THREE vet visits within a week. It's all so traumatic. Just thank your lucky stars that you are not a longhair and therefore did not get your floofy backside shaved, like moi!
Yes, revenge. How about leaving a poop on her pillow?
Dude, I really wish I could help yoo out wif dis revenge thing, really. I just don't get the horror, mom washes my butt every day...and I kinda like it!~Speedy
That's happened to me too, buddy . . . I pouted for all of 10 minutes before I was back purring on mommy. Did you pout?
OK, I got it. next time you have digestive upset, do it in a pile of clean laundry! revenge!!!
This is shameful treatment, Beez. She could have tried a warm washcloth on the "offending" areas!
I recommend a few strategically placed hairballs.
George
harharhar!
dootz in da shoez ... poop on da pillow ...
i'm laffin an laffin!
luv--jh
Dood. What a traumatic experience!
Luf, Us
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