Monday, June 29, 2009

Tattle - Tail Tuesday


Kitties you just wouldn't believe the night I had!

I know that lots of you are hot - hot - Hot! But, here in the City By The Bay, when the fog rolls in at night it can get chilly. So, the other night it was a little cooler than I really like, so I thought that I'd snuggle under the covers. I wiggled and squiggled and wiggled some more until I was all comfie snuggled up right behind the mombean's knees, where it was warm. I was all purry and sleepy, just about to nod off when It happened.

It was a very loud sound that went ---
PPoooooooooottttttt!
It came for the big butt right next to mine head.

And then, well, bless mine paws and whiskers, there came the smell!
I think she was trying to poison me with toxic gas.
Like any normal kitty I did what came naturally I sneezed. A big wet sneeze! And I gots the H-E-double hockey sticks outta there.

She just giggled and said "Sorry Beezie. It musta been the bean burrito I had for lunch."

I spent the rest of the night on top of the covers. If you ever hear the words bean and burrito I suggest you run for your life.

"Hey! Your tuna poots ain't potpourri, ya know."

Hummpff. I just hope mine smeller isn't broke.

99 comments:

Cliff and Olivia said...

Hahaha. That's why I sleep closer to their heads. Then I can occasionally "poison" them.

Cliff

The Creek Cats said...

Oh no! That's never good! LOL!

Parker said...

HaHaHaHaHa!

Tuck said...

LOL! Those humans are crazy! I hope your nose recovers!

momsbusy said...

moms is laffin so hard she gots wet eyes ans her belly is shakin hard.

y2kt

The Island Cats said...

Beezer...we laffed outloud! We feel for you! We've been there and we know...it ain't good!!!

Daisy said...

Oh Beezer, you're so silly! I'm glad you were smart and got out of there fast! Hahahaha!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

HAHAHAHA!!! Poor Beezer!!!

The Meezers said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Abby Normal and Stygia said...

We are so sorry to hear about this unfortunate incident. We don't know why our mom is laughing.

Purrs,
Abby & Stygia

The Devil Dog said...

OMG you poor thing, you. In our house it is dad who does that. Sometimes he makes the bedroom almost uninhabitable. Mom covers her head with the blankets and thanks God that the window (by his side of the bed) is open.

Roxy

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

There are times ta sleep unner the blankies an times to slepp ON the blankies... MOL!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

HAPPY FOURTH!!!

Love, USSSSS

Derby said...

Happy 4th.

Reese =^..^= said...

Oh my heavens.

ragdoll cat breeders said...

nice eyes..:)

The Furry Kids said...

MOL! I'm glad you got out of there ASAP.

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Oh noes! Stink bombs are the worst! We are very glad you reached to safety, Beezer!

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Eric and Flynn said...

Our mum laughed so much she started coughing! We hope you recovered from your terrible experience.

Halloween said...

Hi Beezer. Well, it's been much cooler these last few days than it was back in June! Hope you are your mombean are doing great.

Purrs, Halloween

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Fat Eric said...

Hey Beezer, are you okay? Seems like a long time since we heard from you...

The Meezers said...

Beezer we just read on Halloween's blog that you is sick. We are sending many purrrsss and purrayers to you!!!!!

Parker said...

Beezer and Mom - you are in our prayers - we just read Halloween's blog and are so sad and worried for you!
xoxoxoxoxoxox

Forty Paws said...

Beezer! We hope all is ok with you and that you don't have kitty cancer! We are sending you tons of purrs and hugs!

Luf, Us

divakitty said...

Hey Breezy - we hope you are feeling better soon.

Everycat said...

Beezer, we just heard from Halloween that you are very poorly. We are sending you rumbly purrs to you and your Mum to help you get well fella. We hope you will be ok

Rumbly purrs

Whicky
Angel
Oliver
Gerry
& Mum

ML said...

Beezer, we's all purring fur you to get better.
Love,
KC
Missy Blue Eyes
Faith Boomerang
Sol
Smokey
BJ
Mommy ML

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

Dearest Beezer... I am so sorry that you are not feeling well. this is not good mews at all old chap. Please know how much I care and am thinking about you...
Love Mis Peach

Freya's Staff said...

Hey Beezer, I just heard from Skeezix that you're not well... I@m really sorry to hear that, and I'm sending soft purrs to you. GET WELL SOON!!! pleasee??
xxx

Milo and Alfie said...

Hi, Skeezix said yoo were poorly and we're purring for yoo to get well again.

Milo and Alfie xx

Daisy said...

Beezer, I am very sad to learn that you are sick. Harley and I are linking paws and purring our very, very hardest for you.

Ginger Jasper said...

Came over to say I am purring for you.. You are in mums prayers.. So sorry you are sick... Love and Hugs GJ and Carol xx

Brian said...

Hey Beezer, my Sisters Sascha, Gracie, Zoe & I are purring real hard for you. We all love you Beezer!!!

Millie said...

Beezer, DUDE! I heard you were sick with the dreaded "C" word. That sucks the big one. I love you! I hope you feel better. Mom and I are both sending love and hugs and purrs.

momsbusy said...

hi beezer, i am fery sick too. i have a cancer in my tummy. my moms crys a lot too. iffens yur moms wants to she can emails my moms and talk. (momsbusy AT earthlink DOT net) we is gonna purrayer fur u ans yur moms. i will try to send yu some purrs but my purr machine isnt werking too good rite now so they will be soft purrs.

kimiko
www.kazokuneko.blogspot.com

Hansel said...

Beezer we just heard the news. We are very sad and worried and will be praying and praying for you.

The Creek Cats said...

We are so very sorry to hear that you are sick. Please know you and your mom are in our thoughts and purrayers during this time.
XOXO

Kaz's Cats said...

We're so sorry to hear that you are sick Beezer. Sending our purrs and purrayers to help you and your Mom,

{{{hugs}}}

Gypsy & Tasha

Cory said...

We just heard that you are very sick. We are sending you lots of purrs to help you feel better.

KitKat said...

Beezer, we just heard from Skeezie that you aren't well. We will purr and pray for you and your Mommy.
Normie (from the Bridge), Mika, Sasha & Grady

meowers from missouri said...

g*d bless you, beezie dear. we is purrin' an' purrrayin' fur you an' yer fambly!

Angus Mhor said...

I'm sure purrayin' for you and your mom, Beezer.

A Few Good Cats said...

You're in our thoughts and purrayers, Beezer... sending comforting vibes to your human, too.

Charlemagne and Tamar said...

Beezer, we just heard that you are very sick and we're so sorry.

We're sending purrs and prayers to comfort you and your family.

Charlemagne and Tamar

DEBRA said...

My deerest ginger furfriend
I is furry werried bout yoo. I had been chekin and yoo had not posted in awhiles. I am so sorry to hear dat yoo is not feelin too gud. Pleeze knoo dat all of us ofur here at ManxMnews is purrin and purrayin furrs yoo and yur sweet Mom.

{{{hugs}}}}
yur brofur frum anutter mother
Ping

The Furry Kids said...

We are purring and purraying for you, Beezer!

Jade said...

We heard thru the blogsphere that you are sick. We are purring for you & your Mom...

Jan's Funny Farm said...

I just heard about Beezer being very sick. I am sorry to hear this. Sending purrs and tail wags from the Funny Farm and a prayer from me.

Jan

loki said...

I'm so sorry, we just heard about Beezer. Sending you a lot if purrs!

Loki

Riley & Tiki said...

Oh no! We are very sorry you are so sick. Sending loud purrs and soft woofs. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Woooooooooooooooof

Tiki & Kesey

Cheysuli and gemini said...

We heard you were sick and we are purring hard for you and your family.. What a difficult time.

WhimPurr's Whim and the Whiskers said...

Sending purrayers for Beezer and mom!

Elin said...

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs from Malaysia!

Junior and Orion said...

We are doing lots ofp urring for you Beezer! Get well!!!

SuziQCat said...

Sending purrs your way Beezer...

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

We're purring and purring reely hard for yoo Beezer and momma!
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS,
Alla Us Hotties

Max said...

Doood...man, I just heard you were sick. I have paws crossed for you, and Buddah does too. Lots of purrs, too.

The Island Cats said...

Beezer, we just heard that you aren't feeling well. We are purring so very hard for you and your mom....

Victor Tabbycat said...

Hey Beezer, we's just herd yur not feelin so good. We wantcha to know we's finkin of you alla time we'll purr fur you an yur mom.
Yur buds,
Victor & Nina

jmuhj said...

Beez! Skeez just told us about you and we're sending our prrrrrrayerz fur you, dude! You ar one hansum big sunny-koted mancat an that sik has no bizness visitin' you. We're prrayin' fur yur wellness an feel-goodness, an fur yur meowmbean's leekaje tu stawp. YUSS. ;)

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Hi Beezer. We just read on the blogosphere that you are sick. We are purring and purring and purring for you and sending big hugs to your mommy.

You are both in our thoughts and prayers. purrrrrs

Gracie said...

Stopping by as I heard you were in need of prayers. I will pray for you and your mom that you will get well. I will also keep all in my thoughts.

Fat Eric said...

Beezer, I hear that you are not well! Sending many purrs and good thoughts, my friend.

Ikaika said...

Beezer, we are so sorry to hear you are so sick and we are sending lots of healing energy and purrs to you. big purrs to your Mom, too.

'Kaika and the Yosemite cats

Noll's Nip said...

Hee hee....that is a FURRY good tattle tale! P.S., purrs to you for a speedy recovery.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh Beezer we is so furry sorry to hear yoo is sick. We is purring and purraying fur yoo...

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Beezer,we just heard that you are not feeling well. WE will be purring & purraying very hard for you!!!!!!! For your Mom too.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

DaisyMae Maus said...

Beezer! Dood, we are purrin' an' purrayin' extra hard for you to get better quickly!
DMM

Fin said...

So sorry to hear you are sick. Deepest purrs for you and your Mom.

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

beezer,
halloween an skeezix tol me dat yer not feelin grate.
i wanna let u know da mi mom an i ar purrin a purrayin fer u ... an mi mom sendz her luv to yer mom.
luv--jh

Derby said...

Beezer this is not good news, we don't get any news for ages, and now this!

Lots of purrs to you and your mum.

The Kitty Krew said...

We just heard you were sick, and wanted to stop by and say hello and let you know we were sending you lots of purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs to help you feel better. We hope the vet person can get you all better.

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Team Tabby said...

There are five of us cats plus da mom purring and praying for you, Beezer. Many hugs.

Mindy, Moe, Bon Bon, CooKie & Mike

Kimo and Sabi said...

Dood - we're sorry to hear da news that yer sick. Our Mommakitty gotted to meet yer momma after da Taa-Taa party - so we feels a little closer to you. We are purrin' furry hard fer you to feel well.
Luvs,
K&S

P.S. Da Blurp would send you some kissies, but she gots da ick right now - she would luv to send her luvs.

Karen Jo said...

I just read that you are sick, Beezer. I am keeping you in my thoughts and prayers. I hope that you recover soon.

Samantha, Mr. Tigger and Maverick said...

Oh Beezer!! We just heard that you were sick!! Lots of purrrs and hugs to you!! And lots of healing purrayers!!
Your TX furiends,

Anita said...

I just read that you were sick! I send my my curative powers to you.

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.

Get well soon.

Simba said...

Coming over from Skeezix to wish you well, dear kitty.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Many purrs for Beezer and your family.

momsbusy said...

we is checking in to see how yu ans yur moms was doin. we is keeping yu in our purrayers.

y2kt

Tiger Lily said...

We were just over at Halloween's blog and learned about you being sick Beezer. We will prrrrrrrrrrr and wag our tails very hard for you and for your mom too.

{{{HUGS}}}

Zeke, Sushi & Tiger Lily

Parker said...

Just wanted you to know that we are praying real hard for you!

Furkidsmom said...

Beezer, we're purring and praying for you.


Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Karen Jo said...

Just dropping by to see if there was any news. I am keeping you in my prayers, Beezer.

SeaThreePeeO said...

Beezer, sorry to learn that you're not feeling well. We're sending loads of positive healing vibes and puurrs to you!

The Devil Dog said...

Oh Beezer, we are sorry to hear you are not feeling well. We will send you pug snorts right away, and Lucky says she would be happy to teleport over and cuddle with you, if you would like that.

Roxy & Lucky

Quiltdivajulie said...

We heard through Millie's blog that you're not as well as you were . . . so we're adding our purrs to your collection. Much furry love to you and your mombean . . . from Angel and Rufus and Star

♥Da fambly kitties♥ said...

Sendin' many and many tender and good thoughts Beezer's way...

Milo and Alfie said...

Sending our purrs and love to Beezer ... and (((((hugs)))) for his fambly.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Hi Beezer - this is our first visit but we saw Millie mention that you are sick. We are so sad to hear that and are sending good thoughts your way. Our oldest kitty is sick too, and we are hoping that you are lucky like him and will be ok for a while, even with being sick.

Sara said...

Beezer,

My friend, Millie, said you weren't feeling well - so, I wanted to send some purrs and loves to you.

Your friend,

Killian and his mom - Sara

PS...Sorry about what happened - it's bad when that happens...I don't sleep under the covers for that reason...

DEBRA said...

Beezer
We juss wanted to stop in and tell yoo we has been purrin ofur yoo and yur sweet Mom. We miss yoo and well my dear orinch brofur dat yoo is makin gud bisquits.

hugs and whisker kisses
yur orinch brofur
Ping

Camp Stanhope Happenings said...

Darling Millie sent us to let you know we are thinking and purring very directly for you and your mom. Please know you are not alone. (There are 7 kitties here!)

Deborah said...

Darling Millie sent me over to give hugs and kisses for Beezer. Purring for you and your mom.
Love,
Rusty and Deborah

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

All of us in the Big Piney Woods are sad to hear the news. Our Mittens has cancer, too, and was given two months to live. It is a sad time!!

kanishk said...

Many purrs for Beezer and your family.
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