Kitties you just wouldn't believe the night I had!
I know that lots of you are hot - hot - Hot! But, here in the City By The Bay, when the fog rolls in at night it can get chilly. So, the other night it was a little cooler than I really like, so I thought that I'd snuggle under the covers. I wiggled and squiggled and wiggled some more until I was all comfie snuggled up right behind the mombean's knees, where it was warm. I was all purry and sleepy, just about to nod off when It happened.
It was a very loud sound that went ---
PPoooooooooottttttt!
It came for the big butt right next to mine head.
And then, well, bless mine paws and whiskers, there came the smell!
I think she was trying to poison me with toxic gas.
Like any normal kitty I did what came naturally I sneezed. A big wet sneeze! And I gots the H-E-double hockey sticks outta there.
She just giggled and said "Sorry Beezie. It musta been the bean burrito I had for lunch."
I spent the rest of the night on top of the covers. If you ever hear the words bean and burrito I suggest you run for your life.
"Hey! Your tuna poots ain't potpourri, ya know."
Hummpff. I just hope mine smeller isn't broke.
96 comments:
Hahaha. That's why I sleep closer to their heads. Then I can occasionally "poison" them.
Cliff
Oh no! That's never good! LOL!
HaHaHaHaHa!
LOL! Those humans are crazy! I hope your nose recovers!
moms is laffin so hard she gots wet eyes ans her belly is shakin hard.
y2kt
Beezer...we laffed outloud! We feel for you! We've been there and we know...it ain't good!!!
Oh Beezer, you're so silly! I'm glad you were smart and got out of there fast! Hahahaha!
We are so sorry to hear about this unfortunate incident. We don't know why our mom is laughing.
Purrs,
Abby & Stygia
OMG you poor thing, you. In our house it is dad who does that. Sometimes he makes the bedroom almost uninhabitable. Mom covers her head with the blankets and thanks God that the window (by his side of the bed) is open.
Roxy
There are times ta sleep unner the blankies an times to slepp ON the blankies... MOL!
HAPPY FOURTH!!!
Love, USSSSS
Happy 4th.
Oh my heavens.
nice eyes..:)
MOL! I'm glad you got out of there ASAP.
Oh noes! Stink bombs are the worst! We are very glad you reached to safety, Beezer!
Our mum laughed so much she started coughing! We hope you recovered from your terrible experience.
Hi Beezer. Well, it's been much cooler these last few days than it was back in June! Hope you are your mombean are doing great.
Purrs, Halloween
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Hey Beezer, are you okay? Seems like a long time since we heard from you...
Beezer we just read on Halloween's blog that you is sick. We are sending many purrrsss and purrayers to you!!!!!
Beezer and Mom - you are in our prayers - we just read Halloween's blog and are so sad and worried for you!
xoxoxoxoxoxox
Beezer! We hope all is ok with you and that you don't have kitty cancer! We are sending you tons of purrs and hugs!
Luf, Us
Hey Breezy - we hope you are feeling better soon.
Beezer, we just heard from Halloween that you are very poorly. We are sending you rumbly purrs to you and your Mum to help you get well fella. We hope you will be ok
Rumbly purrs
Whicky
Angel
Oliver
Gerry
& Mum
Beezer, we's all purring fur you to get better.
Love,
KC
Missy Blue Eyes
Faith Boomerang
Sol
Smokey
BJ
Mommy ML
Dearest Beezer... I am so sorry that you are not feeling well. this is not good mews at all old chap. Please know how much I care and am thinking about you...
Love Mis Peach
Hey Beezer, I just heard from Skeezix that you're not well... I@m really sorry to hear that, and I'm sending soft purrs to you. GET WELL SOON!!! pleasee??
xxx
Hi, Skeezix said yoo were poorly and we're purring for yoo to get well again.
Milo and Alfie xx
Beezer, I am very sad to learn that you are sick. Harley and I are linking paws and purring our very, very hardest for you.
Came over to say I am purring for you.. You are in mums prayers.. So sorry you are sick... Love and Hugs GJ and Carol xx
Hey Beezer, my Sisters Sascha, Gracie, Zoe & I are purring real hard for you. We all love you Beezer!!!
Beezer, DUDE! I heard you were sick with the dreaded "C" word. That sucks the big one. I love you! I hope you feel better. Mom and I are both sending love and hugs and purrs.
hi beezer, i am fery sick too. i have a cancer in my tummy. my moms crys a lot too. iffens yur moms wants to she can emails my moms and talk. (momsbusy AT earthlink DOT net) we is gonna purrayer fur u ans yur moms. i will try to send yu some purrs but my purr machine isnt werking too good rite now so they will be soft purrs.
kimiko
www.kazokuneko.blogspot.com
Beezer we just heard the news. We are very sad and worried and will be praying and praying for you.
We are so very sorry to hear that you are sick. Please know you and your mom are in our thoughts and purrayers during this time.
XOXO
We're so sorry to hear that you are sick Beezer. Sending our purrs and purrayers to help you and your Mom,
{{{hugs}}}
Gypsy & Tasha
We just heard that you are very sick. We are sending you lots of purrs to help you feel better.
Beezer, we just heard from Skeezie that you aren't well. We will purr and pray for you and your Mommy.
Normie (from the Bridge), Mika, Sasha & Grady
g*d bless you, beezie dear. we is purrin' an' purrrayin' fur you an' yer fambly!
I'm sure purrayin' for you and your mom, Beezer.
You're in our thoughts and purrayers, Beezer... sending comforting vibes to your human, too.
Beezer, we just heard that you are very sick and we're so sorry.
We're sending purrs and prayers to comfort you and your family.
Charlemagne and Tamar
My deerest ginger furfriend
I is furry werried bout yoo. I had been chekin and yoo had not posted in awhiles. I am so sorry to hear dat yoo is not feelin too gud. Pleeze knoo dat all of us ofur here at ManxMnews is purrin and purrayin furrs yoo and yur sweet Mom.
{{{hugs}}}}
yur brofur frum anutter mother
Ping
We are purring and purraying for you, Beezer!
We heard thru the blogsphere that you are sick. We are purring for you & your Mom...
I just heard about Beezer being very sick. I am sorry to hear this. Sending purrs and tail wags from the Funny Farm and a prayer from me.
Jan
I'm so sorry, we just heard about Beezer. Sending you a lot if purrs!
Loki
Oh no! We are very sorry you are so sick. Sending loud purrs and soft woofs. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Woooooooooooooooof
Tiki & Kesey
We heard you were sick and we are purring hard for you and your family.. What a difficult time.
Sending purrayers for Beezer and mom!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs from Malaysia!
We are doing lots ofp urring for you Beezer! Get well!!!
Sending purrs your way Beezer...
We're purring and purring reely hard for yoo Beezer and momma!
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS,
Alla Us Hotties
Doood...man, I just heard you were sick. I have paws crossed for you, and Buddah does too. Lots of purrs, too.
Beezer, we just heard that you aren't feeling well. We are purring so very hard for you and your mom....
Hey Beezer, we's just herd yur not feelin so good. We wantcha to know we's finkin of you alla time we'll purr fur you an yur mom.
Yur buds,
Victor & Nina
Beez! Skeez just told us about you and we're sending our prrrrrrayerz fur you, dude! You ar one hansum big sunny-koted mancat an that sik has no bizness visitin' you. We're prrayin' fur yur wellness an feel-goodness, an fur yur meowmbean's leekaje tu stawp. YUSS. ;)
Hi Beezer. We just read on the blogosphere that you are sick. We are purring and purring and purring for you and sending big hugs to your mommy.
You are both in our thoughts and prayers. purrrrrs
Stopping by as I heard you were in need of prayers. I will pray for you and your mom that you will get well. I will also keep all in my thoughts.
Beezer, I hear that you are not well! Sending many purrs and good thoughts, my friend.
Beezer, we are so sorry to hear you are so sick and we are sending lots of healing energy and purrs to you. big purrs to your Mom, too.
'Kaika and the Yosemite cats
Hee hee....that is a FURRY good tattle tale! P.S., purrs to you for a speedy recovery.
Oh Beezer we is so furry sorry to hear yoo is sick. We is purring and purraying fur yoo...
Beezer,we just heard that you are not feeling well. WE will be purring & purraying very hard for you!!!!!!! For your Mom too.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie
Beezer! Dood, we are purrin' an' purrayin' extra hard for you to get better quickly!
DMM
So sorry to hear you are sick. Deepest purrs for you and your Mom.
beezer,
halloween an skeezix tol me dat yer not feelin grate.
i wanna let u know da mi mom an i ar purrin a purrayin fer u ... an mi mom sendz her luv to yer mom.
luv--jh
Beezer this is not good news, we don't get any news for ages, and now this!
Lots of purrs to you and your mum.
We just heard you were sick, and wanted to stop by and say hello and let you know we were sending you lots of purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs to help you feel better. We hope the vet person can get you all better.
Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew
There are five of us cats plus da mom purring and praying for you, Beezer. Many hugs.
Mindy, Moe, Bon Bon, CooKie & Mike
Dood - we're sorry to hear da news that yer sick. Our Mommakitty gotted to meet yer momma after da Taa-Taa party - so we feels a little closer to you. We are purrin' furry hard fer you to feel well.
Luvs,
K&S
P.S. Da Blurp would send you some kissies, but she gots da ick right now - she would luv to send her luvs.
I just read that you are sick, Beezer. I am keeping you in my thoughts and prayers. I hope that you recover soon.
Oh Beezer!! We just heard that you were sick!! Lots of purrrs and hugs to you!! And lots of healing purrayers!!
Your TX furiends,
I just read that you were sick! I send my my curative powers to you.
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.
Get well soon.
Coming over from Skeezix to wish you well, dear kitty.
Many purrs for Beezer and your family.
we is checking in to see how yu ans yur moms was doin. we is keeping yu in our purrayers.
y2kt
We were just over at Halloween's blog and learned about you being sick Beezer. We will prrrrrrrrrrr and wag our tails very hard for you and for your mom too.
{{{HUGS}}}
Zeke, Sushi & Tiger Lily
Just wanted you to know that we are praying real hard for you!
Beezer, we're purring and praying for you.
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
Just dropping by to see if there was any news. I am keeping you in my prayers, Beezer.
Beezer, sorry to learn that you're not feeling well. We're sending loads of positive healing vibes and puurrs to you!
Oh Beezer, we are sorry to hear you are not feeling well. We will send you pug snorts right away, and Lucky says she would be happy to teleport over and cuddle with you, if you would like that.
Roxy & Lucky
We heard through Millie's blog that you're not as well as you were . . . so we're adding our purrs to your collection. Much furry love to you and your mombean . . . from Angel and Rufus and Star
Sendin' many and many tender and good thoughts Beezer's way...
Sending our purrs and love to Beezer ... and (((((hugs)))) for his fambly.
Hi Beezer - this is our first visit but we saw Millie mention that you are sick. We are so sad to hear that and are sending good thoughts your way. Our oldest kitty is sick too, and we are hoping that you are lucky like him and will be ok for a while, even with being sick.
Beezer,
My friend, Millie, said you weren't feeling well - so, I wanted to send some purrs and loves to you.
Your friend,
Killian and his mom - Sara
PS...Sorry about what happened - it's bad when that happens...I don't sleep under the covers for that reason...
Beezer
We juss wanted to stop in and tell yoo we has been purrin ofur yoo and yur sweet Mom. We miss yoo and well my dear orinch brofur dat yoo is makin gud bisquits.
hugs and whisker kisses
yur orinch brofur
Ping
Darling Millie sent us to let you know we are thinking and purring very directly for you and your mom. Please know you are not alone. (There are 7 kitties here!)
Darling Millie sent me over to give hugs and kisses for Beezer. Purring for you and your mom.
Love,
Rusty and Deborah
All of us in the Big Piney Woods are sad to hear the news. Our Mittens has cancer, too, and was given two months to live. It is a sad time!!
Many purrs for Beezer and your family.
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We can't believe mom would do that to you after you get yourself all comfy and ready for bed. Good thing she didn't blame it on you. lol. Thanks for the share. Have a great day.
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